Big Chicken

Opat raz zaznel skvost… “Hmmm chicken, no, not a chicken. Big chicken.” ked som sa snazil prelozit morcacie sote do anglictiny pre turistov v ryba markete.

Ci to boli turisti, alebo nahodni okoloiduci, alebo spanieli/taliani co sa snazili priblizit lokalnym obcanom a dobrovolne isli ochutnat ‘big chicken with potatoes’ do Ryby, to som sa nedozvedel. Celkom ich zaujiali ‘potato dumplings filled with ham and mushrooms’ a.k.a. plnene pirohy a dokonca si dali aj ‘bean soup with smoked sausages’ ktora im podla vyrazu tvare dokonca aj chutila. Podla mna pirohy zobrali ako zaujimavost, a aj napriek chuti ich jedli, ale na tvari som vycital jednoznacny vyraz aj-ked-sa-mi-to-nepaci-tak-to-zjem-lebo-som-na-slovensku-a-tu-sa-je-toto.

Slecna alebo pani dokonca dala ochutnat aj priatelovi alebo manzelovi, ktory zasa okomentoval, aj ked neviem presne co konkretne, kedze som nerozumel, ale odcital som jednoznacny pohlad tak-asi-to-ma-tak-chutit-ked-to-jedia-aj-pri-vedlajsom-stole-a-nestazuju-sa, cize si pochutnal na gurmanskom zazitku aj on.

Aj ja som mal pirohy. boli studene. trocha divne.

ryba market

Chodievam teraz jedavat do Ryba marketu… miesto je to zvlastne a zazitky este viac 😀
Započul som rozhovor predavačiek, ze im tam nikto nechodi, ze co maju robit…
jedna navrhla ze im pomoze jedine ten kuchar z televizie…
to som si predstavil jak by tam prisiel a toto ochutnal a videl 😀
to si nevies predstavit…
cely zjav toho obchodu
ani neviem ci sa oplati ti to opisovat… alebo ta radsej tu niekedy zoberiem… nemusis jest.. neboj 😀
no v skratke… obchod co ma jednu celu stenu presklennu… ako vyklad… tam na vnutornej parapete ma veci… napriklad praci prasok… vedla dzusy… potom toaletak,… jablka… a podobne… na predaj a na okrasu O:) potom pozdlz okna su asi 3 stoly…
na stole je v strede obrusok… cely stol je este potiahnuty foliou, fakt
aj obrus je pod nou… a je akoby prilepena k stolu.. tam kde nie je obrus… akoze po okrajoch
ked vojdes zo strany vykladu… tak mas na jednej strane asi 4 chladnicky… kazda ina… coca cola/ pepsi/mesiarska… potom ta taka malicka co zohrieva “na telo” malinovky je prazdna vylozena na vrchu odpojena…
vo vnutri uplne podla mna random podavane malinovky dzusy a mineralky
pomedzi to su stojany s tym istym ale nechladenym…
tiez dost random
v poslednej chladnicke mas okrem mineralok uz aj nejake jedlo ako jogurty ci syr…
to plynulo prejde do masiarskeho pultu… chladiaceho kde maju tresku otvorenu… a ine salaty…
potom tam maju rozne studene jedla… makrely a tak… varene vajicka, rezne, smazene file, robene bagety, nejake cokolady co sa im roztopili… snazia sa zachranit 🙂
zo vsetkeho len po trochu samozrejme
tam potom maju standartny sortiment pohostinstva za tym pultom ako chipsy, ci vodku alebo flaskove pivo
vedla toho pultu je mraznicka s nanukmi… ktoru musi odsunut ked chce vyjst von spoza pulta
a za nou zmrzlinovy pult… akoze kopcekova zmrzlina
za tym pultom je denne menu napisane na bielej tabuli fixou…
a dalsi taky akoby bufetovy pult vedla zrmzliny… tiez z vyvarovne… v miskach vsetko predpripravene…
za nim maju umyvadlo, kavovar a bordel
potom na kraji je tam este stojan s pohladnicami a stojan “papiernictvo”
vtom obchode fakt nic nechyba, ale vlastne nic nemaju…
mali tam este taky ventilator pred bufetom s jedlom… ale bol uz zlty a zapraseny a ten prach bol nalepeny na tom zltom… takze dnes uz som pocul ze sa rozpravali ze ho asi daju prec…
ta tak…
este ti opisem ako prebieha obed….
dojdem do vnutra… idem k pultu so zmrzlinou za ktorym je menu… citam a premyslam co je najmensie zlo…
teta uz netrpezlivo caka a pyta sa ma ci uz viem..
casu ma dost lebo je tam s kolegynou v prevahe na mna sameho
tak si prejdem k pultu s jedlom
ze teda radsej si to jedlo pozriem… a nie naslepo vyberam
tak teta mi predstavuje jedlo tak ze odkryva postupne tie plechove pokrievky
tak si nieco vyberiem… neviem co presne z toho menu to je… ale nevadi
kombinovat mozem ako chcem… priloha z menu 3, hlavne jedlo z 4, omacka z 1
pohodka
secko dostanes
ked prides este pred jednou… tak jedlo je aj teple
po jednej je tam to iste jedlo… to sa neboj… vsetko este bude… ale bude to studene
zo vsetkeho maju tak 3-4 kusky… viac netreba…
mozno to doplnaju priebezne… to uz neviem
ja som tam videl za ten cas co tam chodim len 2 dalsich ludi jest…
no tak ides zaplatit… k treska pultu druhej tete ktora nosi siltovku dozadu
zvykne byt netrpezliva ked si este nieco vyberam k obedu… nejaku sladkost alebo co…
tak to vetsinou necham az na poobedie… na dva krat… nech ju zbytocne nestresujem
donesiem si tanier a pribor ku svojmu oblubenemu miestu… vo vyklade hned vedla 5 kiloveho persilu, fixinely a s vyhladom na drziak na pomarance taky co do toho lisu automatickeho ide… ale oni tam maju jablka alebo citrony a podobne…. dnes citrony a asi 2 kivi
najem sa.. obcas pride nejaka babka s vnukom na nanuk… nejaky robotnik na mineralku… chladenu ktoru ma problem najst alebo potom nechladenu spod pulta s treskou…
ale bez cakania pohodka… sme tam max 3 naraz… (ja, babka a vnuk)
no… zjem to… s usmevom, myslim si svoje…
dam si este nanuk / sladkost/ vodu a idem do prace
 

i want a camera in my frindge

since home automation is so popular, i have an idea of my own, put cameras in frindge… easy as that… it would really help me to shop for groceries. cameras could scan all products in there and give me a list… ehm… it could inform me how long it has been there… and with some image recognition it can even tell me what products do i have… or usually have… more i think of it, more i like it 😀

i can imagine that there would need to be several cameras inside to fully cover the whole area even with many things… not a big deal after all, beecause cameras are small and cheap

adding display outside with list of products and dates when first brought there would also be nice

i can imagine connecting with my phone while shopping and list all my things with pictures of packages so even i can buy them… receiving advices based on history or personal preferences or such…

hmmm anybody interested in building it for me? or should i start looking for cameras myself? 😀

Freshly baked movies

personally i don’t watch tv that much, i would even say i turn on the tv rarely, but i enjoy good movie or a series from time to time… and because i am from europe, only reasonable way to see them is downloading them :/ 

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i am not aware of latest releases and i am not that motivated to search for hours to find best movie or latest series to watch tonight… i am mostly lazy and forget all the titles i stumbled upon and wanted to see later… that was the reason (and because i had nothing better to do in work…) i started looking for some automatic tool that will do the work for me… 

i was very happy to see that the solution is not that complicated how i imagined, apparently i am not the only lazy person around here 😉 i found nice solution for movies called CouchPotato and another one Sick Beard for series.

instalation is quite fast forward and explained on their sites, but what it does is that it creates server on your machine, preferably your home server so you are always online and have plenty of HD awailable for freshly baked movies. you just fill some basic info from where and how you would like to download things, setup preferred quality and create some movie queue. next step you just setup your torrent downloader to wait for torrents and automatically start downloading them when they are ready and maybe notify you somehow you prefer.

this can be used to save movies you once watched trailer and wanted to see when they are released, but are lazy to remember to check every time, if they are available yet. series are downloaded every week, movies as soon as they appear, nice and shine 🙂

and because it sits on your home server, you can easily connect to it from anywhere and add new movie so it will be ready for you when you get home 🙂